The Loony Bin
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Fri, 19 Sep 1997 05:54:22 -0400 (EDT)
Hiya People...
Here's what an encounter with a genie might be like in real life...sent
in by Alan...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city
park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes
out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of
you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the grad student. "I want to be in the
Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous dude who sunbathes naked."
Poof! he's gone to the Bahamas.
"Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii,
relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a
Mai Tai on the other."
Poof! He's gone.
"You're next," the Genie says to the professor.
The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."
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