E-mail Survival Guide...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 18 Sep 1997 11:25:51 -0400 (EDT)


Hiya Folks...

Here's a guide to those baffling acronyms...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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 E-MAIL SURVIVAL GUIDE

 AFAIC         As Far As I'm Concerned
 AISI          As I See It
 ANFAWFOS      And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
 ANFAWFOWS     And Now For A Word From Our WEB Sponsor
 AOL           Assholes On Line
 ASAP          As Soon As Possible
 ASAFP         As Soon As Friggin Possible
 AWGTHTGTTA    Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
 AWGTHTGTTSA   Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Shit Again
 B4            Before
 BCNU          Be Seeing You
 BFD           Big Fucking Deal
 BK            Bo Knows
 BNF           Big Name Fan
 BOT           Back On Topic
 BTSOOM        Beats The Shit Out Of Me
 BT            Byte This!
 BTW           By The Way
 BTWBO         Be There With Bells On
 CIAO          Goodbye
 CIS           CompuServe Information Service
 CMF           Count My Fingers!
 CTC           Choaking The Chicken
 CUL           Catch You Later/See You Later
 CUL8R         See You Later
 CWYL          Chat With You Later
 DBEYR         Don't Believe Everything You Read
 DDD           Direct Distance Dial
 DHYB          Don't Hold Your Breath
 DILLIGAD      Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
 DQYDJ         Don't Quit You're Day Job
 DYSTSOTT      Did You See The Size Of That Thing
 FE            Fatal Error
 FTASB         Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
 FTL           Faster Than Light
 FUBAR         Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
 FUBB          Fucked Up Beyond Belief
 FWIW          For What It's Worth
 FYI           For Your Information
 FYM           For Your Misinformation
 GE            GEnie Information Service
 GEE           No, GTE
 GIGO          Garbage In, Garbage Out
 GIWIST        Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
 GR&D          Grinning Running & Ducking
 HAK           Hugs And Kisses
 HUYA          Head Up Your A$$
 HHOK          Ha Ha, Only Kidding
 HHO1/2K       Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
 HIOOC         Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
 HTH           Hope This Helps
 HUA           Heads Up, Ace
 IAC           In Any Case
 IAE           In Any Event
 IANAL         I Am Not A Lawyer
 IANAC         I Am Not A Crook
 IAO           I Am Outtahere
 IBCNU         I'll Be Seeing You
 IBTD          I Beg To Differ
 IFABCTE       I Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator
 IITYWTMWYKM   If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me
 IITYWTMWYBMAD If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
 IITYWTMWYLMA  If I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone
 IIWM          If It Were Me
 ILSHIBAMF     I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
 ILSHIBMS      I Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches
 IMCO          In My Considered Opinion
 IMHO          In My Humble Opinion
 IMNSHO        In My Not So Humble Opinion
 IMO           In My Opinion
 INPO          In No Particular Order
 IOW           In Other Words
 ISP           Internet Service Provider
 KISS          Keep It Simple Stupid
 L8R           Later
 LD            Long Distance
 LDTTWA        Let's Do The Time Warp Again
 LLTA          Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
 LOL           Laughing Out Loud
 LSHHTCMS      Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts
 LTIP          Laughing Till I Puke
 MTFBWY        May The Force Be With You
 NBFD          No Big Fucking Deal
 NFW           No Fucking Way
 NRN           No Reply Necessary
 NYCFS         New York City Finger Salute
 OAUS          On An Unrelated Subject
 OATUS         On A Totally Unrelated Subject
 OATIS         On A Totally Irrelevant Subject
 OBTW          Oh By The Way
 OI            Operator Indisposed
 OMIK          Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
 ONNA          Oh No, Not Again
 ONNTA         Oh No Not This Again
 OOTC          Obligatory On Topic Comment
 OTOH          On The Other Hand
 OTOOH         On The Other Other Hand
 OTSH          On The Same Hand
 OWTTE         Or Words To That Effect
 OZ            Australia
 PITA          Pain In The A$$
 PMF           Pull My Finger
 RBTL          Read Between The Lines
 RML           Read My Lips
 RMM           Read My Mail
 ROTFL         Rolling On The Floor Laughing
 ROTM          Right On The Money
 RSN           Real Soon Now
 RTFM          Read The Fucking Manual (or Message)
 SH            Shit Happens
 SH2M          Shit Happens To Me
 SITD          Still In The Dark
 SOI           Sit On It
 SOL           Shit Outta Luck
 STM           Spank The Monkey
 SysOp         System Operator
 SYP           Send Your Password
 TAFL          Take A Flying Leap
 TANSTAAFL     There Ain't No Such Than A Free Lunch
 TDTM          Talk Dirty To Me
 TFASB         Time For A Sex Break
 TFN           Thanks For Nothin'
 TIA           Thanks In Advance
 TIC           Tongue In Cheek
 TISEC         Tongue In Someone Else's Cheek
 TLA           Three Letter Acronym (such as this)
 TM            Trust Me
 TSR           Terminate and Stay Resident
 TSR           Totally Stuck in RAM
 TTT           That's The Ticket
 TWHAB         This Won't Hurt A Bit
 VI            Village Idiot
 WDIPME        Where Did I Put My Excedrin
 WGAFS         Who Gives A Flying Squat
 WIT           Wordsmith In Training
 WMG           Wheres My Glasses
 WTHDTIM       What The Hell Do These Initials Mean
 WTSDS         Where The Sun Don't Shine
 WEB           World Wide Wait
 WYSIWYG       What You See Is What You Get
 WYSIUWYW      What You See Isn't Usually What You Want
 YGBK          You Gotta Be Kiddin'
 <g>           Grin
 <G>           Big Grin
 <s>           Little shit
 <S>           Big shit
 <f>           Little fuck
 <F>           Big fuck
 <FU>          obvious


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