The Loony Bin
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Wed, 17 Sep 1997 10:49:26 -0400 (EDT)
Hiya Folks...
What chaos could a dyslexic nurse cause...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The tale of Nurse Jenny...
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse
Jenny.
"She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." said
one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams
of percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.
He nearly died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her
to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24
enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall:
"Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny
to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
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