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Tue, 16 Sep 1997 14:28:15 -0400 (EDT)
Hiya Folks...
Here's what happened when Nelson Mandela met a Genie...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Mandela picks up this very old lamp and gives it a good old rub...and as
usual a genie pops out.
Genie: I'll give you one wish only...but make it snappy.
Mandela: Ok, I want a bridge over the Atlantic from South Africa to the
USA.
Genie: Sheee, what for?
Mandela: Well, I need to travel to the USA a lot lately and I hate
flying.
Genie: You know sir, that is very difficult to do with all the storms
at sea and so forth, so wouldn't you rather pick something else?
Mandela: Well, in that case I want peace and wealth in South Africa.
Genie: How many lanes did you want on that bridge???
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