The Loony Bin
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Tue, 16 Sep 1997 14:20:17 -0400 (EDT)
Hiya Folks...
Here's a must-have upgrade if you need to work in a noisy environment...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Subject : Windows95 v4.00c
I am using Windows95 version 4.00c. This version is the
latest bug-fixed and feature-enhanced version of Windows95.
I downloaded it directly from MSN (MicroSoft Network) last
night and installed it.
When I click the
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| Start | button,
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it shows
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| Programs > |
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| Documents > |
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| Settings > |
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| Find > |
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| Help |
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| Run... |
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| Shut Down |
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| Shut Up |
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| Start |
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If you're familiar with Windows95, you may notice the new
element "Shut Up". Listed below is the readme file of
this new Windows95 element.
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Microsoft Windows 95 Shut Down Readme
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System Requirements
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All the things needed for running Windows95, a sound card and
speakers.
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What's Shut Up
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New Shut Up Windows95 element enables you to work with your
computer continuously in a quiet and comfortable environment.
This new Windows95 enhancement is designed for Windows95 users
and can easily be installed on Windows95. This enhancement
was developed and dedicated to Win95 users who cannot sit in
front of their computers and explore the new OS quietly for more
than 15 minutes, especially when they are using the PC at home.
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Who it's for
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(1) Married men or living together with girlfriend(s).
(2) Have kid(s).
(3) Young people still living with their parents.
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How to Use
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Click the START button from the taskbar, select SHUT UP and
click.
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When to Use
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When you hear unbearable noise or murmur or complaint generated
by your wife, gal(s), kid(s) or parents which make you feel malaise
and you cannot continue to have fun with your PC, just simply click
SHUT UP. SHUT UP will play a WAV file containing a voice in
very high intensity saying "Shut Up" which can temporarily enable
you to have a quiet environment to continue with your work.
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Troubleshooting
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If you click Shut Up many times and it does not help, you'll
need to
(a) Turn on your speaker and make sure it works.
(b) Look up "Troubleshooting" in the Help Content.
(b) Shut Down
(c) Download the later version of Shut Up, available later this
summer.
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