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Wed, 27 Aug 1997 01:59:42 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here's one from Alan giving you ten ways to annoy your neighbouring
stallmate in the public toilets...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Ten Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Cheer and clap loudly every time someb ody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise.
2. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May
I borrow a highlighter?"
3. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
4. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe
into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
5. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under
the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
6. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet
paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then
say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"
7. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me."
8. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt
cheeks.
9. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-
Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent
stall.
10. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"