The Loony Bin
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Wed, 30 Jul 1997 18:37:00 +0100
Hiya People... Here are some replies to invitations to the Scientist's Ball... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- - Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm. - Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend. - Volta was electrified and Archimedes, buoyant at the thought of it. - Ampere was worried he wasn't up to current research. - Ohm resisted the idea at first. - Boyle said he was under too much pressure. - Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience. - Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam. - Stephenson thought the whole idea was loco. - Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight. - Dr Jekyll declined - he hadn't been feeling himself lately. - Morse's reply: I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now, must dash. - Heisenberg was uncertain if he could make it. - Hertz said in the future he planned to attend with greater frequency. - Henry begged off due to a low capacity for alcohol. - Audubon said he'd have to wing it. - Hawking said he'd try to string enough time together to make a space in his schedule. - Darwin said he'd have to see what evolved. - Schrodinger had to take his cat to the vet - or did he? - Mendel said he'd put some things together and see what came out. - Descartes said he'd think about it. - Newton was moved to attend. - Pavlov was drooling at the thought. - Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetic personality.