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Wed, 25 Jun 1997 22:10:45 +0100
Hiya All... In this one, Little Johnny decides he wants to be a gunslinger... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Little Gunslinger Little Johnny was the recipient of a holster and a pair of toy six shooters on his birthday. He went to show off his new toys, in full cowboy regalia. He went to the local ice cream stand, drew his pistols and exclaimed "I want a sundae, and I want it NOW!" The waitress asked him "What Flavour?" Little Johnny replied, as he waved his guns "I want a chocolate sundae, and I want it NOW!" The waitress asked " Do you want whipped cream on it?" Johnny said "I want whipped cream on it, and I want it NOW!" The waitress asked " Do you want a cherry on it?" Johnny said "I want a cherry on it, and I want it NOW!" The waitress asked " Do you want your nuts crushed or chopped?" Little Johnny replied, "Do you want your tits shot off?"