Down at the Docks...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 25 Jun 1997 21:42:50 +0100


Hiya All...

Here's the tale of a bet gone wrong...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A guy and his manager go down to the docks. The manager is betting every
longshoreman he sees that his guy can screw and satisfy 100 women in a
row, without pausing. Bets are made and they agree that they'll meet the
next day. 

The next day, 100 women are lined up along the dock and the guy drops
his pants and starts. 

True to his word, he moves from one to the next, satisfying each one
without pausing: 1.. 2.. 3.. on and on he goes: 49.. 50.. 51.. He slows
down somewhat: 83..... 84.....85........ but he is still moving from one
to the next and the women are still satisfied: 97............
98............. 99................ and before he can get to the last
woman he has a heart attack and dies. 

The manager scratches his head and says, "I don't understand it! It went
perfectly at practice this morning!"