Trees...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 25 Jun 1997 21:35:29 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Here are some trees for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Two tall trees are growing in the woods.  A small tree begins to grow
between them.  One tree says to the other:  "Is that a son of a beech
or a son of a birch?"

The other says he cannot tell.  Just then a woodpecker lands in the
sapling.  The tall tree says "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.  Can
you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.  He replies:  "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.  That, my friends, is
the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."