The Loony Bin
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Wed, 21 May 1997 23:47:43 +0100
Hiya People...
This one's from Richard...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A blind rabbit was travelling through the jungle when he stumbled across
a blind snake.
The snake said "Who are you?" and the rabbit replied "I don't know
because I'm blind. Who are you?"
The snake said "I don't know who I am because I'm blind also. But I've
got an idea. Let's both feel each other. You can tell me what I'm like
and what I am, and I can do likewise for you."
"Good idea", said the rabbit.
"I'll go first," said the snake "I can feel that you've got soft fur,
long droopy ears and a bobtail. You must be a rabbit."
"Oh, that's nice, said the rabbit. "Let me feel you now. Ah yes, I can
feel that you've got slit eyes and long fangs, and that you're slithery
and slippery. I know, you must be a lawyer."