The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Tue, 1 Apr 1997 19:13:28 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here are some more of those one-liners that we had last time...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
- Earth is shutting down in five minutes - please save all files and
log out
- Error 109: Error 108
- ERROR! Windows found! Formatting Drive C:!
- Ever noticed how fast Windows run? Me neither
- Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades
- File not found. Nobody leave the room!
- Have a nice day - unless you've made other plans
- Honey, I Formatted The Kid!
- I t#ld yo#, 'Never#touch #he flop#y disk s#rface!'
- I wish life had a scroll-back buffer
- Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
- Insert Mouse into drive A: and press any key
- JESUS SAVES; the rest of us better make backups.
- Life's too short to use a slow modem
- LSD: The ULTIMATE in Virtual Reality
- Error: Floppy not responding. Format drive C: instead [Y/N]?
- MafiaDOS: 'Thisa you lasta chance [Y/N]'?
- Moderator not found. Begin flame war [Y,n]?
- MOUSE.DRV not found, use RAT.DRV instead?
- On a hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1964 - NO CARRIER 1994
- Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday.
- Out of paper on drive D:
- Press ESC to enter or Enter to escape
- Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.
- REALITY.SYS corrupted. Reboot UNIVERSE [Y,n] ?
- Southern DOS: Y'all Reckon? (Yep/Nope)
- The Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
- The Ultimate Virus: A self installing copy of 'Win95'.
- The world is coming to an end-please log off.
- There is a bomb on the premises. Please PANIC immediately.
- This copy of planet Earth has been unregistered for 4 billion years
- Track 0 bad?? Don't worry, there's lots of others
- Troubleshooting Shortcut #1: Shoot the trouble!
- Unknown Error on Unknown Device for Unexplainable Reason
- User Failure: Please Insert a Bootable Brain.
- Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of WINDOWS
- Will Write Login Scripts For Food
- Windows 6345634.45a: please insert disk 95 of 5645
- Windows 8783837773.2c! We finaly got it right.(Bill Gates)
- Windows: the $89 solution to your excess speed problem
- WindowsError:010 Reserved for future mistakes
- WindowsError:042 This virus requires Microsoft Windows.
- Your brain doesn't have enough memory, please make a boot disk
- Machines should work. People should think.