The Loony Bin
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Wed, 5 Mar 1997 18:14:43 +0000
Hiya Folks...
Here's what some nuns get up to in their free time...from Joke of the
Day...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic
church to ask for the weekend off. They argued back and forth for a few
minutes. Finally the priest agrees to let them leave the convent for
the weekend.
"However," said the priest, "as soon as you get back Monday morning I
want you to confess to me what you did over the weekend."
The four nuns agree and run off.
Monday morning comes, and the four nuns return.
The first nun goes to the priest and says, "Forgive me Father, for I
have sinned."
The priest asks, "What did you do sister?"
She replies, "I watched an R-rated movie."
The priest looks up at heaven for a few seconds, then replies, "You are
forgiven. Go drink the holy water."
The first nun leaves, and the fourth nun begins to chuckle quietly under
her breath.
The second nun then goes up to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned."
The priest replies, "Okay, what happened?" She says, "I was driving my
brother's car down the street in front of his house, and I hit the dog
and killed it."
The priest looks up at heaven for half a minute then says, "You are
forgiven. Go and drink the holy water."
The second nun goes out. By this time, the fourth nun is laughing quite
audibly.
The third nun walks to the priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, I have
sinned."
The priest says, "Ok. Out with it. What did you do?"
She says, "Last night, I ran naked up and down Main Street."
The priest looks up at heaven for a full five minutes before responding,
"God forgives you. Go and drink the holy water."
She leaves.
The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing so hard tears run down her
cheeks.
The priest asks her, "Ok, what did you do this weekend that was so darn
funny?"
The fourth nun replies, "I peed in the holy water..."