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Wed, 5 Mar 1997 18:14:05 +0000
Hiya All...
Here's a couple on body builders...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Hulk: "It's not easy to be a professional body builder. At parties,
people ask what I do. I have to say 'I lift heavy things, then put them
down.' It makes me sound dumb."
Dogbert: "How's the pay?"
Hulk: "Pay?"
- Scott Adams
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The father was doubtful of his son's sudden interest in becoming Charles
Atlas. Nevertheless he went with the teenager to the weight-lifting
department.
"Please, Dad," begged the boy, "I promise I'll use them every day...."
"I'm not so sure, Danny. You may loose interest in the equipment." his
father was quick to point out.
"Ahhhh please, Dad?"
"Besides, it's quite an expense." the father added.
"I promise, Dad, I'll use them...."
Danny finally won, and his Dad paid for the equipment.
As the father was leaving the department, he heard his son call
out..."What! You mean I have to carry this stuff to the car?"
- Nancy Carson <JMFS19A@prodigy.com>