Drug dealers/Software developers...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 20 Feb 1997 18:01:31 +0000


Hiya People...

Here's something you should know...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

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Drug dealers                       Software developers
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Refer to their clients             Refer to their clients
as "users".                        as "users".

"The first one's free!"            "Download a free trial version..."

Have important South-East          Have important South-East
Asian connections                  Asian connections
(to help move the stuff).          (to help debug the code).

Strange jargon:                    Strange jargon:
"Stick," "Rock,"                   "SCSI," "RTFM,"
"Dime bag," "E".                   "Java," "ISDN".

Realize that there's               Realize that there's
tons of cash in the                tons of cash in the
14- to 25-year-old                 14- to 25-year-old
market.                            market.

Job is assisted by the             Job is assisted by
industry's producing               industry's producing
newer, more potent mixes.          newer, faster machines.

Often seen in the company          Often seen in the company of
of pimps and hustlers.             marketing people and venture
                                   capitalists.

Their product causes               DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke
unhealthy addictions.              Nukem 3D... 'Nuff said.

Do your job well, and              Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
you can sleep with
sexy movie stars who
depend on you.