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The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 20 Feb 1997 18:00:55 +0000


Hiya Folks...

Here's a heartwarming family tale...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her
bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter
playing with a vibrator.  

"What are you doing?" asked the mother.

"Mom, I'm 40 years old, and look at me. I'm ugly. I'll never get married
so this is pretty much my husband." 

The mother walked out of the room shaking her head.

The next day, the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom. Upon
entering the room, he found his daughter using the vibrator. 

"What the hell are you doing?" he asked.

His daughter replied, "I already told Mom. I'm 40 years old now and I'm
ugly. I will never get married so this is as close as I'll ever get to a
husband." 

The father walked out of the room shaking his head.

The next day, the mother came home and found her husband with a beer in
one hand and the vibrator in the other watching the football game on TV. 

"What on Earth are you doing?" she cried.

The husband replied, "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a
beer and watching the football game with my son-in-law!!"