The Loony Bin
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Mon, 10 Feb 1997 16:39:18 +0000
Hiya Folks... Here's another one from Richard...passed to him by a Jewish friend... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A rich Arab sheikh was extremely ill and needed a blood transfusion. The required blood type was available only from one particular person, who of course was a poor impoverished Jew. The doctor asked the Jew for a pint of his blood and the Jew decided to bury their traditional differences and donate the blood. This saved the Arab's life. Some weeks later, the bank manager phoned the Jew and told him that all his worries were over. "What do you mean?" asked the Jew. "Well", replied the bank manager, "Sheikh Abdul has deposited one million pounds into your account". Some months later, the Jew gets a second request for blood from Sheikh Abdul, this time for three pints. The Jew's eyes light up and he quickly volunteers his blood. Again this saves the sheikh's life. Over the coming weeks the Jew phones his bank manager and asks if three million pounds has been deposited into his account. The answer is always "No". After a few months the bank manager does phone the Jew to say that Sheikh Abdul has deposited three hundred pounds into the account. "Only three hundred pounds?" shouts the Jew in dismay. "That mean Arab. I'll phone him and remind him that he sent me a million pounds for the first pint of blood". So the Jew telephones the Sheikh Abdul and demands an explanation. "Well", replies the Arab "I've got a lot of Jewish blood in me now."