Bumper Sticker...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 2 Feb 1997 00:55:10 +0000


Hiya All...

We've all seen these bumper stickers...here's a story to go with one...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a
HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the
back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting
experience followed!

I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought
about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That
bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus.

Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love
the Lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled,
"Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with
him shouting, "GO JESUS CHRIST, GO!"

Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved
and smiled to all of those loving people.

There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear
him yelling something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in a funny
way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

I asked my two kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at
each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign.
So, I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.

Several cars behind, a very nice black man stepped out of his car and
yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like,
Mother trucker," or "Mother's from there." Maybe he was from Florida,
too. He must really love the Lord.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted
to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed to yellow,
and stepped on the gas.

And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the
intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned way out the
window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as
I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks.