Sauerkraut...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 6 Dec 1996 13:59:17 +0000


Hiya All...

Here's a strange postcard and sauerkraut story for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A doctor started having an affair with his nurse and after a while she
announced that she was several months pregnant.

Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount of money
and asked her to go out of the country, to Germany, to wait out the
pregnancy and have the baby over there.

"But how will you know when our baby is born?" she asked.

"Well", he said, "After you've had the baby, just send me a post card
and write 'sauerkraut' on the back".

Not knowing what else to do, she took the money and went off to Germany.

Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at his
office.  "Dear, you received a very strange post card in the mail
today", she explained.  "I don't understand what it means!".

"Just wait till I get home and I'll read it," he replied.

Later that evening, the doctor came home and read his post card which
said:


                  "SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT
                    TWO WITH WIENERS, ONE WITHOUT!"