Military...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 26 Nov 1996 00:35:38 +0000


Hiya People...

Here are some real-life reports on military folks...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
 
The British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports).  The form
used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The
following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's"....

- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

- I would not breed from this Officer.

- This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a 
  definitely won't-be.

- When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change 
  whichever foot was previously in there.

- He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire
  satisfaction.

- He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

- Technically sound, but socially impossible.

- This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning
  around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

- When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny;
  since then he has aged considerably.

- This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from
  port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

- Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to
  dig.

- She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
  achieve them.

- He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

- This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.

- In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250
  feet.

- The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.

- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat
  in a trap.

- This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.