Grades...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 22 Nov 1996 13:18:39 +0000


Hiya People...

Ever wonder how profs grade exams...???...here's the definative
answer...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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    How Professors Grade Their Final Exams:

 
Dpt Of Statistics:

All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.

 
Dept Of Psychology:

Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn
them in The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that
comes to mind.
 

Dept Of History:

All students get the same grade they got last year.
 

Dept Of Religion:

Grade is determined by God.
 

Dept Of Philosophy:

What is a grade?
 

Law School:

Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive
an A.
 

Dept Of Mathematics:

Grades are variable.
 

Dept Of Logic:

If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has
accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the
student will not receive an A.
 

Dept Of Computer Science:

Random number generator determines grade.
 

Music Department:

Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor
play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat
respectively).