Medicine...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 20 Nov 1996 15:19:27 +0000


Hiya All...

Here are some genuine medical treatments from the past...and the
present...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


DEPARTMENT OF THERAPEUTICS

The modern doctor, surrounded by new ideas for treatment of disease,
sometimes gets a chuckle out of old-time remedies.  Here are some from
Doctor Henry Wilkins' "Family Advisor," published in 1804:

To stop Vomiting:  Apply a large onion, slit across the grain, to the
pit of the stomach.

To cure Baldness:  Rub the part morning and evening with onions, till it
is red, and rub it afterwards with honey.  Or electrify it daily.

A Cold in the Head:  Pare very thin the yellow rind of an orange.  Roll
it up inside out, and thrust a roll into each nostril.

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ANALOG EXAMINATION

In a recent column in Popular Science Magazine on the Web
(www.popsci.com), Carol Hoidra discussed the "digital rectal
examination" for prostate cancer screening.  (From the "Science"
section, select "Between the Quacks".)  When I read column's headline, I
thought someone had developed a new, computerized test.  But as I
started to read, I quickly realized that I had forgotten the etymology
for the word "digit."