Engineers again...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 7 Nov 1996 11:38:22 +0000


Hiya People...

Here's another engineer story from Alan...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
     
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers.
     
Engineer:  What's with these guys?  We must have been waiting for 15
           minutes!
     
Doctor:    I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!
     
Priest:    Hey, here comes the greenskeeper.  Let's have a word with
           him.
     
Priest:    Hi George.  Say George, what's with that group ahead of us?
           They're rather slow aren't they?
     
George:    Oh yes.  That's a group of blind fire fighters.  They lost
           their sight while saving our club house last year.  So we 
           let them play here anytime free of charge!
     
    (silence)
     
Priest:    That's so sad.  I think I will say a special prayer for
           them tonight.
     
Doctor:    Good idea.  And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist
           buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.
     
Engineer:  Why can't these guys play at night?