Aliens...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 5 Nov 1996 13:37:30 +0000


Hiya Folks...

Here's some insurance you may want...from Alan...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

The London insurance brokerage Goodfellow Rebecca Ingrams Pearson
announced in August it would begin to offer policies to cover people
worried about alien abduction.  A premium of about $155 a year would pay
off about $160,000 to an abductee (provided the abductor was not from
Earth) and double that if the insured is impregnated during the
abduction.  Since alien powers are unknown, men can purchase the
impregnation rider, also.

Said Goodfellow director Simon Burgess, "I personally would not buy
[this] policy." [Seattle Times-Reuters, 8-25-96]