The Loony Bin
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Thu, 31 Oct 1996 22:10:17 +0000
Hiya People...
Here are a few thoughts to get you through any crisis...some you've seen
before and some you haven't...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2. There is always one more son-of-a-bitch than you counted on.
3. If you ever find something you like, buy a lifetime supply as they
will stop making it.
4. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
5. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
6. Be kind; everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle.
7. This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
8. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
9. By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
10. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
11. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
12. Sometimes, too much to drink isn't enough.
13. The facts, though interesting, are irrelevant.
14. The world gets a little better each day, and worse in the evening.
15. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
16. Not one shred of evidence exists in favour of the idea that life is
serious.
17. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
18. Things are more like they are today than they have ever been
before.
19. The other line always moves faster, until you get in it.
20. Anything worth fighting for, is worth fighting dirty for.
21. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
22. Friends may come and friends may go, but enemies accumulate.
23. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
24. I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense.
25. To live forever, acquire a chronic disease and take care of it.
26. Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
27. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met somebody.
28. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to
blame.
29. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
30. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.