The Loony Bin
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Wed, 30 Oct 1996 15:21:06 +0000
Hiya Loonies...
More for Halloween...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
All In The Brew.
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Q. What do they teach in witching school?
A. Spelling.
Q. Why does a witch ride a broom?
A. Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
Q. Why do witches have black cats?
A. Iguanas fall off their brooms.
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.
Q. What do you call a witch's garage?
A. A broom closet.
Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A. Broommates.
Q. What do you call two mummies living together?
A. Tombmates.
Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q. What do mummy directors say at the end of a take?
A. "That's a wrap."
Q. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
A. Wrap music.
Q. Did you hear about the doctor comedian?
A. He kept Frankenstein in stitches ....
Q. What did Frankenstein say to the doctor?
A. I'm shocked that you tried this.
Q. What is Frankensteins favorite candy?
A. Reeses pieces.
Q. Why does Egor have a hump?
A. To remind him which way to lean.
Q. Why did you read all these stupid jokes?
A. Because they were there.