Re: Free Willy.

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 28 Oct 1996 15:55:01 +0000


Hiya People...

I don't know how many of you remember the theme to the "Beverly
Hillbillies", but here goes...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 Sung to the Tune of the Beverly HillBillies

 Come and listen to my story of a man named John
 A poor engineer with a little fraction gone.
 It seems one night he was getting with his wife
 and she lopped off his schlong with a slice of a knife.
 Penis that is...clean cut...missed his nuts

 Well the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side
 and Lorena's in the car taking Willy for a ride.
 She soon gets tired of her purple headed friend
 and she tossed it out the window as she went around the bend.
 Curve that is...pricker shrubs...wheel hubs..

 Well she went to the cops and confessed to the attack.
 and the called out the hounds just to get his wienie back.
 They sniffed and they barked and they pointed over there..
 to John Wayne's Henry that was waving in the air..
 Found that is...by a fence...evidence

 Well John and his willy couldn't be apart too long
 So a dick Doc said "Hey...I can fix that dong".
 A needle and a thread is all I'm gonna need.
 And the whole world waited till we heard that Johnny peed.
 Whizzed that is ..even seam...straight stream.

 Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court
 With a cockeyed lawyer since his assets came up short.
 They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape
 and his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape.
 Video that is...unexposed...case closed

 Y'all sleep on your stomachs now ye hear.....