The Loony Bin
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Tue, 22 Oct 1996 12:43:44 +0100
Hiya All... Another daft one...who makes these things up...??? Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- DECAP........ There once was a Bobbitt named John Who thought he was quite the Don Juan His wife disagreed So the next time he wee'd John couldn't locate his wand. Lorena wished John could be nicer But he wasn't much of a de-icer If she finds a new spouse Let us hope he's no louse Or we might have our first serial slicer. A surgeon was filled with great tension Trying to sew on a thing we can't mention He stitched and he sewed Used all the skills that he knowed But the wee thing won't stand at attention. John Bobbitt was never a loner In fact, he was known as a roamer His wife seized his prize And cut him to size Now he is his own organ donor. There once was a crime most venal One might say 'twas inches form renal It wasn't for sport That she made him so short Her intentions were nothing but penal. The Bobbitt case sure is a dilly Though it sounds a little bit silly He said she's the hacker Who lopped off his whacker She said she was trying to Free Willy.