The Loony Bin
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Tue, 1 Oct 1996 21:18:11 +0100
Hiya Folks... Another one from Shelley... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A man died and went to heaven. He was stopped at the pearly gates by, you guessed it, St. Peter. St. Peter: Hold it Mister. You just can't walk in. We have our procedureshere. I need to know how many points you have. Man: Points, what da ya mean, points. St. Peter: You have to have at least 200 points to get in here. Man: How do I get points? St. Peter: We determine your points by the life you led. Just what did you do in your life that would earn you points here? Man: Let's see. I was a member of my church for 47 years, a deacon, and a Sunday School teacher for 32 years. St. Peter: That's very good. You get one point. Man: Oh my. Let me think again. I was a good husband. I never cheated on my wife. My children loved me because I was a good father. I tithed, and worked at the soup kitchen. I was in the Lions Club, the Rotary, and the Ruitian Club, and president of it for 6 years. St. Peter: That's very good too. You get another point. The man thinks and thinks. Finally he says: Man: Gosh, if I get in here it will be by the grace of God. St. Peter: That's worth 198 points. Come on in! Grace and Peace Karen M. Jones, serving with God's people through Westminster Presbyterian Church, Jackson, Michigan --- SLMAIL v4.5 (#0542) * Origin: Churchlight Standard BBS Sudbury Canada 705-560-0943 (33:701/0)