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Tue, 1 Oct 1996 21:17:16 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's one from Shelley...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Here's a bread joke of sorts.
A friend of mine told me of a priest he knew who had decided he had to
leave the priesthood.
The priest was a very independent and stubborn man and he just couldn't
handle the vow of obedience.
The bishop did everything he could to keep the priest from leaving the
priesthood, including ordering him to stay. That was the last thing
the priest wanted to hear.
"I have one more duty to tend to, then I am officially leaving the
priesthood" he said. He then pronounced a blessing on a bread truck
that he saw outside the bishop's window and then he left.
The bishop quickly had someone get the bread truck and drive it to the
nearest convent so the nuns could eat all of the consecrated bread so it
wouldn't be desecrated. It was a costly and troublesome act that the
priest had performed.
"The only thing good I can say about the whole incident," said the
bishop, "is thank God he didn't bless a *winery*."
* Origin: Churchlight Standard BBS Sudbury Canada 705-560-0943
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