Van makes a Plan...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 19 Sep 1996 16:10:04 +0100


Hiya People...

Van recurs in many stories...he's the subject of jokes in South
Africa...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

               Van and his Rooinek neighbour.

Van owned a hen. Each morning he would look in his garden, and pick up
one of his hen's eggs, for breakfast.

One day he noticed that the hen had laid an egg in Rooinek's garden. He
was about to go next door when he saw Rooinek pick up the egg. Van ran
up to Rooinek and told him that the egg belonged to himself because he
owned the hen. Rooinek disagreed because the egg was laid on his
property.

They argued for a while until finally Van came up with a plan, "I kick
you in the nuts and time how long it takes you to get back up.  Then you
kick me in the nuts, and time how long it takes for me to get up.
Whomever gets up quicker, will take the egg."

Rooinek agreed to this and so Van found his heaviest pair of boots and
put them on. He took a few steps back, then ran toward Rooinek and
kicked him as hard as he could in the nuts. Rooinek fell to the floor,
clutching his nuts, howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually Rooinek stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

Van replied, "Aag man, keep the fucking egg."