Lose weight - FAST...not...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sat, 14 Sep 1996 23:13:59 +0100


Hiya People...

Here's a weight loss idea that failed...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound
coming from his parents' room.  

Finally one morning he says to his mom, "Mommy, every night I hear you
and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing
up and down on him."

His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh...well...ah...well I'm
bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

The boy responds, "That won't work!"

His mom says, "Why not???"

To which the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you
leave each day and blows him back up!"