The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Tue, 10 Sep 1996 17:28:22 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Sorry about the code...this came through the Internet Oracle... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > Is this the death of the Oracle? > # ps > PID TT STAT TIME COMMAND > 7275 q2 I 0:00 -sh (csh) > 7281 q4 I 0:00 -sh (csh) > 12 ? S 23:59 oracle > 19122 qc R 0:00 ps > # kill 12 > Terminated > # ps > PID TT STAT TIME COMMAND > 7275 q2 I 0:00 -sh (csh) > 7281 q4 I 0:00 -sh (csh) > 19136 qc R 0:00 ps And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } oracle>sqldba lmode=y } SQL*DBA: Release 2.03.42.05.01 - Production on Sat Sep 7 21:27:03 1996 } Copyright (C) Oracle corporation 1979, 1992. All rights reserved. } ORACLE2 Server Release 2.03.42.05.01 - Production } With the procedural and distributed options. } PL/SQL Release 2.03.42.04.01 - Production } SQLDBA>connect internal } connected. } SQLDBA>select * from dual; } D } _ } X } 1 row selected. } SQLDBA>exit } SQL*DBA complete. } > } ==================================== } Nah, Oracle's up, must be the supplicant's problem } oracle>su - root } ~#> ps -ax | grep supplicant } 5038 p0 S 0:00 grep supplicant } ~#>exit } =================================== } Can't even kill -9 him, he's already gone! } Still, can't take chances with people trying to kill } the Oracle. Let's make sure he doesn't do it again. } ~#>find . -user supplicant -exec {rm -rf $1}; } find: Invalid argument to -exec: {rm -f $1} } ~#> } =================================== } Never could work that syntax out, but take no chances! } ~#>cd / } /#>rm -rf * } Segmentation Fault. } NO CARRIER } ==================================== } Oh well, looks like we resort to the old } ZOT -9 supplicant } You owe the Oracle a secure Unix environment.