The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Tue, 10 Sep 1996 17:28:22 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Sorry about the code...this came through the Internet Oracle...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> Is this the death of the Oracle?
> # ps
> PID TT STAT TIME COMMAND
> 7275 q2 I 0:00 -sh (csh)
> 7281 q4 I 0:00 -sh (csh)
> 12 ? S 23:59 oracle
> 19122 qc R 0:00 ps
> # kill 12
> Terminated
> # ps
> PID TT STAT TIME COMMAND
> 7275 q2 I 0:00 -sh (csh)
> 7281 q4 I 0:00 -sh (csh)
> 19136 qc R 0:00 ps
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} oracle>sqldba lmode=y
} SQL*DBA: Release 2.03.42.05.01 - Production on Sat Sep 7 21:27:03 1996
} Copyright (C) Oracle corporation 1979, 1992. All rights reserved.
} ORACLE2 Server Release 2.03.42.05.01 - Production
} With the procedural and distributed options.
} PL/SQL Release 2.03.42.04.01 - Production
} SQLDBA>connect internal
} connected.
} SQLDBA>select * from dual;
} D
} _
} X
} 1 row selected.
} SQLDBA>exit
} SQL*DBA complete.
} >
} ====================================
} Nah, Oracle's up, must be the supplicant's problem
} oracle>su - root
} ~#> ps -ax | grep supplicant
} 5038 p0 S 0:00 grep supplicant
} ~#>exit
} ===================================
} Can't even kill -9 him, he's already gone!
} Still, can't take chances with people trying to kill
} the Oracle. Let's make sure he doesn't do it again.
} ~#>find . -user supplicant -exec {rm -rf $1};
} find: Invalid argument to -exec: {rm -f $1}
} ~#>
} ===================================
} Never could work that syntax out, but take no chances!
} ~#>cd /
} /#>rm -rf *
} Segmentation Fault.
} NO CARRIER
} ====================================
} Oh well, looks like we resort to the old
} ZOT -9 supplicant
} You owe the Oracle a secure Unix environment.