One liners...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 8 Sep 1996 18:53:28 +0100


Hiya All..

More one-liners for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag??
Never let your willpower get the best of you.
Falls don't kill people. It's the deceleration trauma.
Power corrupts; absolute power is kind of neat.
Heard on Alpha Centauri, 2361:  So you're from Earth!  Do you know ----?
Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but not this one.
Why put off 'til tomorrow what you'll never do anyway?
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng
A witty saying proves nothing.  --  Voltaire
Define the universe and give three examples.
'I know' is just 'I Believe' with delusions of grandeur
If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you.
Life is like a simile.
Nothing is so simple that it can't be screwed up
The "c" in "rap" is silent.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power.
Don't ya just hate,it when there's not enough room to fin
Murphy's rule of combat: Incoming fire has right of way.