The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Sat, 31 Aug 1996 20:51:33 +0100
Hiya Folks... A kilt story for you... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- One day old Bruce was walking with his wee lass on some lonely hill in the highlands of Scotland. Naturally he was wearing his specific clan-kilt. Both were still teenagers madly in love and very naive towards sexuallity and the ways of the world. So the lass asks Bruce:"So Bruce wat ya gut under that wee skirt?" Bruce replies:"Well, ya can put ya hand under it and feel" So the innocent girl does as suggested, "Hey Bruce, it feels gruesome!" Says Bruce:"Hey gal, if ya touch it again it will grue-some more!"