Wise Pipe Specifications...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sat, 31 Aug 1996 20:51:13 +0100


Hiya People...

Some advice on pipe specs...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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                     Wise Pipe Specifications
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1. All pipe is to be made of a long hole, surrounded by metal or plastic
centred around the hole.

2. All pipe is to be hollow throughout the entire length - do not use holes
of different length than the pipe.

3. The inside diameter of the pipe must not exceed the outside diameter -
otherwise the hole will be on the outside.

4. All pipe is to be supplied with nothing in the hole so that water, steam
or other stuff can be put inside at a later date.

5. All pipe should be supplied without rust - this can be more readily
applied at the job site. (Some vendors are now able to supply pre-rusted
pipe.  If available in your area this product is recommended as it will
save a lot of time on the job site.)

6. All pipe over 500 ft (153 m) long should have the words 'long pipe'
painted on each end, so the contractor will know it is a long pipe.

7. Pipe over 2 miles (3.2 km) in length must have the words 'long pipe'
painted in the middle, so the contractor will not have to walk the entire
length of the pipe to determine whether or not it is a long pipe.

8. All pipe over 6" in diameter must have the words 'large pipe' painted on
it so the contractor will not mistake it for a small pipe.

9. Flanges must be used on all pipe.  Flanges must have holes for bolts
quite separate from the big hole in the middle.

10. When ordering 90 degree, 45 degree or 30 degree elbows, be sure to
specify right hand or left hand, otherwise you will end up going the wrong
way.

11. Be sure to specify whether you want level, uphill or downhill pipe.  If
you use downhill pipe for going uphill, the water will flow the wrong way.

12. All couplings should have either right hand or left hand threads, but
do not mix the threads - otherwise, as the coupling is being screwed on one
pipe, it is being unscrewed from the other.