The Loony Bin
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Tue, 13 Aug 1996 10:31:34 +0100
Hiya People...
Here are some more sayings for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your triumphs or how
tragic your defeats---approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
668: The Neighbor of the Beast
Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
-- Emo Phillips
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when
you make it again. -- F. P. Jones
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the
experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to
do so. -- Douglas Adams, _Last Chance to See_
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's
not the same man. -- Heraclitas
These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me,
they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome
like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.
-- Charles Barkley
"Life without you would be like a broken pencil."
"How's that?"
"Completely pointless."
-- Blackadder, Series II
On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"
As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you
understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's
important is that you continue to do so.
-- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney
Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me --
The Carriage held but just ourselves
And Immortality.
-Emily Dickinson
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in
the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the
God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" -- Quentin Crisp
Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese proverb
Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations,
separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, _The Devil's Dictionary_
I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of
being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being
sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of being told that
I am! -- Monty Python
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of
oral-genital intimacy, unless in has in some way obstructed interstate
commerce. -- J. Edgar Hoover
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
-- George Carlin
Life may have no meaning.
Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way.
In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if
they expected to graduate in the top half of their class. Ninety-seven percent
responded that they did.
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