The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Wed, 7 Aug 1996 09:12:34 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Have you even wondered where punks come from...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A punk, in full regalia (leather, chains, rings on every bodily
protrusion, multicolored spiked hair . . . the works), happened
to note an old man watching him intently from a park bench. The
punk sauntered up to the oldster and, with a sneer curling his
purple-colored lips, demanded to know what the old man was
looking at.
"You," replied the senior citizen.
"Whatsamatter, don't you like what you see?" demanded the punk.
Never taking his gaze from the punk, the old man said: "About
twenty years ago I had intercourse with a parrot. I was just
wondering if you might be my son."