Doctor's orders...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 6 Aug 1996 11:48:13 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Be careful where you are when you follow the doctor's orders...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Time after time, night after night Tom just couldn't last long while 
having sex with his wife.  He felt horrible, he felt like he was 
dissapointing her.  She constantly gave him support, saying, "Honey, 
don't worry about it.  It's all right." 

He decided that it wasnt 'all right' and that he was going to do 
whatever he could to remedy the problem.  After a day or two of 
thought Tom finally came to the conclusion that he would try asking 
the doctor.  

The doctor looked at him and said, "Believe it or not, it's not an
uncommon problem, have you ever tried masturbating before you have sex
with your wife?"  

Tom replied with a "no."  

"Well," the doctor continued, "if you do, it will take you longer to cum
when you're having sex with your wife."  

Tom smiled and said, "Thanks, Doc, I'll give it a try." 

The next day while Tom was at work, he received a call from his wife. 
She was calling to warn him that she was EXTREMELY horny and that she 
was going to attack him the moment he walked through the door.  This 
got him excited, but then he realized, "Wait, if she 'attacks' me 
when I walk through the door, then I won't be able to try the doc's 
suggestion." 

Tom tried to think of somewhere he could go to try his new technique. 
"Well, I can't do it at my desk.  Mail room?  No, too risky. 
Restroom?  Too risky there, too.  I know, I'll just pull over on my 
way home, get under my truck and act like I'm working on it.  Nobody 
will know." 

Tom left work and got about half way home before he decided he'd 
found just as good a place as any to do what he must do.  He pulled 
over, got under his truck and started masturbating, eyes closed, 
imaging that it was his wife giving him a hand job.  After a few 
minutes he felt someone hit him on the leg. 

Startled Tom yelled out, "What?  Who's there?"  

A reply came sharply, "I'm the Sheriff, mind if I ask what you're
doin'?"  

Tom had to think fast, "Oh, there's nothing majorly wrong, it appears I
have an oil leak or something, I'm just checking it out."  

The sheriff replied, "Oh ok, you might want to check your parking brake
while you're down there, you're truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes
ago."