The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Mon, 29 Jul 1996 13:04:07 +0100
Hiya People... How do you feel about capital punishment.... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Mrs. Swindon declined to serve on the jury because she was not a believer in capital punishment and didn't want her beliefs to get in the way of the trail. "But madam," said the public defender, who had taken a liking to her kind face and calm demeanor, "this is not a murder trail. It is merely a civil lawsuit being brought by a wife against her husband. He gambled away the twelve thousand dollars he'd promised to spend on a sable coat for her birthday." "Hmmmmm," mused Mrs. Swindon. "Okay, I'll serve. I could be wrong about capital punishment."