The Loony Bin
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Fri, 19 Jul 1996 06:38:36 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here we find Adam learning one of the facts of life...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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GARDEN OF EDEN
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This somehow didn't make it to the bible, but I'm pretty sure it
happened...
Adam is telling God how lonely he's been in the Garden of Eden.
"You've made the day and the night, the land and the sea, the trees and
the animals. But what I really want with me in the Garden is a perfect
companion.
I want someone who will cook for me and take care of me. I want someone
to talk to at night and to think about during the day. Can you make such
a being for me?"
"Sure I can," replied God. "But it'll cost you an arm and a leg."
Adam thinks for a second and replies, "well, what can I get for a rib?"