The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Fri, 19 Jul 1996 06:31:50 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's a funeral for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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A lawyer attended the funeral of a rich man. A friend,
arriving late, took a seat beside him and whispered,
"How far has the service gone?"
The lawyer nodded toward the clergyman in the pulpit
and whispered back,
"He just opened for the defense."
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