The Loony Bin
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Wed, 17 Jul 1996 13:45:19 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
An architect joke...or is it...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Two men are having a drink in a bar after work and discussing their
jobs.
One man says: "Yeah, I'm an architect and I've just made...well really
an incredible breakthrough in the way buildings are designed. I think
I'm really gonna make a fortune on it...I've made a suicide proof
building."
The other man says: "Bullshit!"
"No really" assures the first man " I made it so that the air currents
around the building flow up instead of down, so if anybody jumps off
they'll just float there. It's actually right next door - I'll show it
to you."
So the men go up to the roof of the building and the first man says
"Go ahead and try it."
The other man walks off the ledge and...AAARRRGGGHHH SPLAT!
The first man goes "Hmmm..." and walks back down to the bar.
Again the man tells another guy about this ingenuous building he's
developed and again they go to the roof of the building. Once again the
man says "Go ahead - try it out."
The second guy shakes his head "No, you try it first."
The first man walks to the edge and jumps off, and lo and behold he
floats in the air in front of the other man. Floating there he calls
"Come on and try it for yourself."
The second guy walks to the ledge, jumps and...AAARRRGGGHHH SPLAT!!
The first man steps back onto the ledge and says "Hmmm..."
He goes back down to the bar and the bartender walks over to him and
says "Shit Superman, you really are a prick when you get drunk."