The Loony Bin
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Sat, 13 Jul 1996 11:34:54 +0100
Hiya All...
Here are some descriptions of pessimists...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Pessimism
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If you have to get some money, borrow from a pessimist. He
doesn't expect to get it back!
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A pessimist is a man who gets a clean bill of health from his
doctor, then goes to get a second opinion!
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A pessimist is somebody who's afraid that somewhere, somehow,
someone's having a good time!
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A pessimist has the feeling he isn't going anywhere and he's
already arrived!
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It's always good when the TV weatherman is pessimistic about
the weather. People feel so good when he's wrong!
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When a pessimist looks up and says, "It's a bird! It's a
plane!" it's always a bird! A pigeon!
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A pessimist is an optimist on the way back.
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