The Loony Bin
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Thu, 11 Jul 1996 11:20:50 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's another one of those things that rather defies description...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife
answers.
"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, Come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest
breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just
see one."
Sara thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a
hundred bucks.
She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a
hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there awhile longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've
got to see both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could
see both of them together."
Sara thinks about this and says, "What the hell," opens her robe and
gives Chris a nice long look.
Chris thanks her and throws another hundred bucks on the table then says
he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird
friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Great! Did he drop off the
$200 bucks he owes me?"