Have YOU ever...???

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 10 Jul 1996 12:41:35 +0100


Hiya People...

Here's another slightly unusual one...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A man goes in for an interview for a job as a sales rep.
The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking.

The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities we're
looking for, the fact that you keep winking could put a lot of our
potential customers off."

"Oh, that's no problem," said the man. "I stop winking if I take a
couple of aspirin."

"Show me," said the interviewer.

So the man reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out loads
of condoms of every variety - ribbed, flavoured, coloured and everything
before he found the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin and soon
stopped winking.

The interviewer said, "I don't think we could employ someone who'd be
womanising all over the country."

"Ex-cuuse me!" exclaimed the man, "I'm a happily married man, not a
womaniser!"

"Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?" asked the interviewer.

The man replied, "Have YOU ever gone into a pharmacist's, winking, and
asked for a packet of aspirin?"