The sex therapist...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 9 Jul 1996 12:24:29 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

A story of a chance meeting with a sex therapist...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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A  salesman for a new firm had had a very bad week.  Endless meetings in
a half dozen cities, no sales.  He was bummed and just wanted to relax
on his flight home from Kansas City.  Luckily, it looked like he had all
three seats to himself in his row and he gratefully closed his eyes
awaiting takeoff.

At the last minute, another passenger plopped down beside him.  "Great,
just great" he thought to himself.  But then he opened his eyes and
looked to see an absolutely gorgeous woman, blonde, green eyes, maybe 5
foot 4 inch, nicely built, well groomed and well dressed.  

Hmm, he thought, maybe my lucks going to change.  She also still had a
nametag on from something.  So he turned to her and said "Hi, Masra.
Are you traveling alone?"

She laughed and said "Oh, that's not my name.  I was the keynote speaker
at a convention today and forgot to take the silly thing off.  It stands
for Midwest American Sexual Response Association."

"Keynote huh?  That sounds fascinating. What was your address on?"

"Well, I'm a licensed sex therapist and have been doing research on the
ability of the American male to please women.  I've discovered that the
American male, contrary to many people's uninformed opinions, is
actually quite a good lover.  However, there are three groups of
Americans that really stand out from the crowd as the best of all.  One
group are the Jewish men because they seem to be able to really
communicate with women on a sexual level.  Another is the Native
American, basically because as a group they are so well built 'that
way.'  The third are the men from down South because of their
extraordinary ability to keep it up a long time.  And by the way, my
name's Wanda.  What's yours?"

"Hi Wanda.  I'm Tonto Weisenberg, but all my friends back home just call
me Bubba."