A Women's Little Instruction Book...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 9 Jul 1996 12:18:40 +0100


Hiya Folks...

More words of wisdom from women's instruction books...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


>From "A Women's Little Instruction Book":

1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're
aiming too high.
2. Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself
types.
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've got sick
of him.
4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.  He probably lies
about other things too.
5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband
to do.
6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
7.  Go for younger men.  You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is
unquestionably gay.
9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can
tell them apart.
10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will
usually find that he is.
12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of
five men -- a woman.
13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong,
caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them
14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent
-- but they make great pets.
15. Mens brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per  man.
16. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -
"don't" and "stop".
17. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone
else's.