Ding Dong Tax...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sat, 6 Jul 1996 12:32:35 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Well they tax just about everything else...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Notice of Increase In TAXATION Payments

The only thing the Australian Taxation Office has not taxed is your
Ding Dong.

This is due to the face that 40% of the time it is hanging around
unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed
off and 10% of the time it is in a hole. On top of this, it has two (2)
dependants and they are both nuts.

Therefore, by July 1996 your ding dong will be taxed according to its
size.

To determine your category, please insert this information on Page 2,
Section 7, Line 3 on your standard IRS Tax Form.

10 - 12 Inch            LUXURY TAX                      $50.00

8 - 10 Inch             POLL TAX                        $45.00

6 - 8 Inch              PRIVILEGE TAX                   $35.00

4 - 6 Inch              NUISANCE TAX                    $25.00

ANYONE under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

ANYONE exceeding 12 inches (300mm) MUST file under 'Capital Gains'.

Please do not request for an extension.

Yours faithfully

P.Checker
Administrator
AUSTRALIAN TAXATION OFFICE