The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Tue, 2 Jul 1996 12:23:20 +0100
Hiya Folks... Here's a translation guide for the guys... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Men's Guide to a Woman's Language ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She says It means -------- -------- You want You want We need I want It's your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want You'll pay for this later We need to talk I need to complain Sure, go ahead I don't want you to. I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron. You're so manly You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly Is sex all you ever think about? attentive I'm not emotional! I'm on my period! And I'm not overreacting! This kitchen is so I want a new house. inconvenient I want new curtains and new carpeting, and new furniture... I heard a noise I noticed you were asleep Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you I did something today that love me? you're really not going to like. You have to learn to Just agree with me. communicate Are you listening [Too late, you're dead!] to me?? Yes No No No Maybe No I'm sorry You'll be sorry I'm not yelling Yes, I'm yelling because I think this is important In response to the question, "What's wrong" The same old thing. Nothing Nothing. Everything Everything. It's my PMS Nothing, really. You're such an a$$hole! I *don't* want to talk Go away, I'm still building up about it! evidence against you!