The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Tue, 2 Jul 1996 12:23:20 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here's a translation guide for the guys...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Men's Guide to a Woman's Language
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She says It means
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You want You want
We need I want
It's your decision The correct decision should be
obvious by now
Do what you want You'll pay for this later
We need to talk I need to complain
Sure, go ahead I don't want you to.
I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're so manly You need a shave and you sweat
a lot
You're certainly Is sex all you ever think about?
attentive
I'm not emotional! I'm on my period!
And I'm not
overreacting!
This kitchen is so I want a new house.
inconvenient
I want new curtains and new carpeting, and new
furniture...
I heard a noise I noticed you were asleep
Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something
expensive
How much do you I did something today that
love me? you're really not going to like.
You have to learn to Just agree with me.
communicate
Are you listening [Too late, you're dead!]
to me??
Yes No
No No
Maybe No
I'm sorry You'll be sorry
I'm not yelling Yes, I'm yelling because I think
this is important
In response to the question, "What's wrong"
The same old thing. Nothing
Nothing. Everything
Everything. It's my PMS
Nothing, really. You're such an a$$hole!
I *don't* want to talk Go away, I'm still building up
about it! evidence against you!